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You walked down stairs wearing a pair of frilly panties and a too-big white button down shirt, whose owner was nowhere to be found. "Arthur?" you called.

"I'm in the kitchen, love," he called back.

You bounded happily to the kitchen and leaned over the table, staring at him seductively. "You know, you owe me a new pair of panties because someone ripped mine last night."

Arthur eyed you from the corner of his eye and smirked. "I can get you more than just a pair of sweet-nothings, pet." He handed you a plate filled with all your favorite breakfast food. "Go on, try it!" he exclaimed cheerfully.

Your mouth watered. Everything looked and smelled so good, you didn't know where to start! You finally eyed some (favorite breakfast food) and decided to go with that first. Arthur watched you intently as you harpooned the food, ready to pop it in your mouth...

When suddenly your alarm rang. You were late for work, and your boss was gonna throw a fit like an enraged Englishwoman. "Holy Roman Empire!" you shouted, dropping your food. "I'm so sorry, Arthur! I have to go now!" You rushed through your routine and headed out the door and into your, trying not to get yourself killed in the process.

Arthur stood looking very annoyed and red in the face. "Blast," he cursed, putting everything away. "It seems I shall have to try something else."

*~*

"I have to go to work now, darling!" You called as Arthur sat in the living room drinking his favorite tea.

"Be careful," he called with a smirk you didn't see. "Ha, be very very careful, dear..."

"Oh!" Arthur shot up, a glimmer in his eye. Had it worked? He looked out the window to see you inspecting a flat tire. "Well, I can't go to work like this," you pouted. "I'll just take the bus and call someone to come fix it tomorrow." He face-palmed. That wasn't supposed to happen. "No matter, flats happen all the time," he assured himself. "This next time you won't get off so easy, __________."

*~*

Arthur was in the kitchen cutting up vegetables for tonight's dinner: Ratatouille. "Oh, but (best friend's name), he makes the best food! It's impossible to believe how lucky I got when I decided to date him!" you gushed on the phone, hugging Arthur's waist before heading over to the living room.

Arthur gave an evil smirk and held the knife behind his head. This time for sure, he thought. He pulled back and let the knife travel its deadly path towards your head.

You saw a grape on the ground. "Oh, what's this?" You bent over to pick it up, the knife missing you by a hair. "Arthur, are we having--" You said the knife sticking to the wall. "Arthur! Are you okay?" you asked, rushing over to him. "Why is that knife on the wall?"

Arthur choked. How could he have missed?! "Ah, sorry 'bout that, love. It must have slipped my hand."

"It's okay, but please be a little more careful, sweetheart."

"Y-yeah... Excuse me, I have to check something outside." He walked through the back door and kicked the fence as hard as he could, making a huge hole. "WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK WAS THAT?!" he shouted, rage emitting from his every pore. "HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS?! That stupid broad knows black magic, she does! DAMN IT ALL!!"

*~*

"Arthur, I'll be taking a bath, okay?" you informed your lover happily.

He smiled up at you. "Sure." An ingenious idea ran through his head.

He waited patiently behind the bathroom door. He heard you flush the toilet, but the water for the tub was not running yet. He began to pace back and forth, waiting for the loud noise to make his entrance. Finally, after a few minutes, his cue came along. He opened the door a crack and noticed you facing the tub, your back to the door. Perfect. He crawled up behind you and took hold of your waist, earning him a pleasureful yelp on your part.

"Arthur! You scared me!" you giggled. You turned in his grasp to face him. "I have the most wonderful news, darling."

He looked confused. He was about to drown you, you were supposed to scream for your life! "Er, what is it, love?"

You bit your lip and smiled, holding up a thin white stick made of plastic. On the LED screen, it said in clear black letters PREGNANT. The color fell from Arthur's face. Pregnant. What the hell? A fluttery feeling hit his stomach. He slowly let you go and sat down on the sink. "P-pregnant?" he stuttered. He breathed. His mixed emotions sending his head spinning. "That's.... That's fantastic!" He rushed up and carried you in his arms, spinning you around a few times. He had never felt so happy in his life!

*~*

After the uncomfortable wave of Euphoria subsided, Arthur stared at your sleeping face lit up by the moonlight. "You may have the child, if you so wish," he murmured gently, whisking away a few stands of hair from your face. "But once this is over, your life will be mine to toy with once again."
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Alright, so here's my first go at 2P!England!
this is also my first go at England in general

Please don't kill me! It freakin sucks for 2P!England! Bloody COWS write better shiz than this :iconmiseryplz:

OK, i had NO idea how to go about this one. it was a toughie! :phew: I was trying so hard NOT to make this a lemon, but every time I came up with an idea for a legit 2P!Iggy, it somehow always morphed into the reader and iggy in bed with the clothes on the floor, destroyed and unable to be worn again. I also tried to keep the reader a bit innocent (?) just to make it a tad more challenging lol it ended up with a TON of Iggy fails XD

So yeah, feel free to rip it up! It bloody sucks so might as well :shrug:

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Story (c) :iconthreepinkdoors:
Hetalia and England (c):iconhimaruyaplz:
You (c) :iconsmexyenglandplz:
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teamedward4ever1326 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
O.o...My child is going to be scarred for life, isn't he/she? Once he/she realizes his/her father kills people for a living and keeps trying to kill his/her mother? I'd be seriously f**ked up at seeing that happened.
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:icontrollingtontrollifer:
My child is going to be SO FREAKING MESSED UP. Like, Really messed up. Like daddy trying to kill mommy being normal, daddy killing other people, yeah, normal. Not to mention my kids uncles. O_o 
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threepinkdoors Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
...sounds like a Dexter minus the daddy killing mommy bit XDDD
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kcrazycomics226 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Student Artist
Oliver: Silly me. You should know better than to use dirty words like that! *Holds out swear jar* Now hand it over
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alicehamato121 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
im lost...
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AnimeL0ver14 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014  Student Writer
I was lost tooo...but it was a cute story :3 I love 2p England <3
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alicehamato121 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
was he trying to kill me...?
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:iconanimel0ver14:
AnimeL0ver14 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Student Writer
I'm pretty sure he was, I don't know why tho...
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:iconalicehamato121:
alicehamato121 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well he is a 2p...it's only natural.
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Iggylovescupcakes Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Love it!
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PinkieTheAnimePerson Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Another! Part 2! I LOVE IT!
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britain116 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
So wait.....arthur wanted to kill me?
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SoraGotDidByThatRiku Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Holy Roman Empire this was funny as shit.
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FlavioBraginskiShip Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*gasps* you swore.... OLIVER!
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SoraGotDidByThatRiku Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Student General Artist
Shhhh, its ok
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FlavioBraginskiShip Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*calms down..... flips table*
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SoraGotDidByThatRiku Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Student General Artist
O-O,, *...backs away slowly*
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Sakura-Yotobari Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you random-ass grape lying on the floor, you saved my life. + Ollie, y u no love me?!?!?!?! *~*
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MochiFace Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
I have a few questions:
1. I thought 2p England's name was Oliver
2. Oliver has strawberry blond hair+ blue eyes so I don't get the pic.
3. He doesn't guys at still all.....or does he?

Sorry to be a brother but this is what I picked up so if you can tell me other wise please do so.
Arigato!
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threepinkdoors Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I shall answer!

1. His name is indeed Oliver
2. Yes, you are correct with the colors
3. ... What? |D

I actually wrote this one when I had like zero clue about the 2p-verse, so pay it no mind. Someone asked for it and no one seemed to have answers as to who they really were, until I found Beek's tumblr |D I do apologize for it.
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MochiFace Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
Ooh I meant  if he dosn`t swear or Ja he dose swear excuse me for my bad grammar.
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MochiFace Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
3. He doesn't swear at all....or does he?
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MochiFace Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
I feel mean please ignore my last comment
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hedgehogs11 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm immortal Oliver, remember?~ Pain is incresed by 100 but whatevs! Now, x bitch slaps Oliver x You do not use such language!
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deathhio Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
One: fuck you bitch you can't kill me *smirks* and two: why the hell is he allow to cuses I thought he didn't like them words
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dantania-dan Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oliver please don't try to k-kill me!!
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RoseEmma1 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013
Wow o.o I have no idea why but I really liked at the end when 2PEngland said
"But once this is over, your life will be mine to toy with once again."
I even smirked a bit! O.o
Anyway this was quite an interesting 2PEngland x reader fanfic ^^
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threepinkdoors Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks ^^; I wasn't quite knowledgeable about the 2p-verse when I first wrote it, so I'm glad you liked it c:
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becauseyoumakemelove Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Artie! Stap tryin ta kill mehh! XD awesome story dude!
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Natalia-Braginski Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
I got distracted by a random grape on the floor? :icongermanyfacepalmplz:

And, Oliver, WHY THE HECK DID YOU TRY TO KILL ME?
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link2008 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
I read the story again b/c I loved it too much and was just thinking it would have been nice to see 2p!iggys adventures with preggo reader xD maybe he tries to trip her? Lol
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threepinkdoors Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh no XDD Someone should draw an omake for that XD I would but I'm swamped ^^;
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link2008 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
lol xD yeah i hope but aww it's all good! same here but have been slacking off too lazy Q~Q
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12bfeygirl42 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I Would be distracted by a random grape on the floor. :iconfacepalmplz: On another note... WHY THE BLOODY HALLIBUT ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, ARTHUR?
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Natalia-Braginski Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
His name is Oliver, not Arthur. Arthur is 1p and Ollie is 2p.

:icon2penglandplz: :iconsaysplz: I'm Oliver Kirkland. I am the Second Persona (2p).

:iconenglandplz: :iconsaysplz: And I'm Arthur Kirkland. I am the First Persona (1p).
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12bfeygirl42 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Mi dispace!~ :iconfacepalmplz: I knew that. :iconprussiasulkplz: I'm such a dummy sometimes. :)
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threepinkdoors Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Idk ^^;
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xLieutenentofSquad3x Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
This is GREAT!! You, have made my day... And for that I thank you.
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threepinkdoors Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconasdfghplz: Aw, shucks, I was only trying to entertain people for a little :iconblushplz:
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student Writer
LOL, Grape, you saved my life. AND YOU, my soon to be son......... ARE GOING TO BE NAMED LUCIAN!
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Pokepal5 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I would name him Lucius. Lucius Malfoy. HARRY POTTER FTW! *I start singing the theme song* NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NANANA NANA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAH- OMG OLLIE'S TRYING TO KILLZ ME AGAN! RUNNNNNRUNRUNRUNRUNNN
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Student Writer
YEAH, HARRY POTTER FTW!!! X3
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Pokepal5 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
*teleports over and high fives you* Forever Potterheads!
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student Writer
WOO
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Pokepal5 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
awwh yea, Potterheads in the house! :iconharrypotterplz:
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student Writer
WOOP WOOP
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Pokepal5 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:iconpeanutbutterjellyplz: shake dat.
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threepinkdoors Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lucian... Lucian... Um... Where have I heard that name before... Reminds me of Lucius Malfoy XD
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Student Writer
LOL. FINALLY ANOTHER HARRY POTTER FAN! ಠUಠ
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LinksHetalianSheikah Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconfuckyeahplz: HARRY POOOOOOOOOOOTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!:icongwompplz:

^-^ I love that book series so much~! Though...I often times get teased...For liking (*coughlovingcough*) it...
...XD Who gives a fuck about them tough? XD Haters goin'a hate, no way around it.
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