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Title: Japan x Reader: Barrier
Author: threepinkdoors
I warn you now that the Japanese was taken from Google Translate, so don't think it's accurate.


"Good morning, counselors!" you cried cheerfully, carrying in trays of coffee cups. The counselors bid you a good morning as you handed them their coffees and rushed to sit down in your little mini office. You were pretty much the donut boy of the main office of your school. Whatever the administration wanted, you got it for them. You didn't mind; it kept you away from your (least favorite elective) class. Also, it was the first class of the day, so there wasn't much going around, except the coffee delivery.

"Ah, sumimasen," you managed to hear from the front desk. "Watashi wa Honda Kiku desu. Watashi wa koko ni atarashi gakusei desu. Watashi wa kurasu no sukejuru o sansho shite suru koto o yokyu kudasai." Chinese? No, Japanese, you decided. Ah, so it was the foreign exchange student the counselors were talking about the previous week. You shrugged your shoulders. It wasn't your problem; you were just an aide. Plus. you didn't know a lick of Japanese, other than the generic 'sayonara'.

A counselor stuck her head into your little area. "__________, can you come help us, please?" You stood and followed her to the front desk. "Ah, this is __________. She is going to help you with what you need," the counselor said slowly, as if the boy was stupid, and used hand symbols to help him understand. But the boy just looked at the counselor in a confused state, and you did the same.

"Ms. Wilson, I don't know Japanese," you confessed.

"Well, you know it it was Japanese, right? And don't lie, I know you read a lot of those books," she smiled.

"Those are translated into English," you mumbled.

She ignored you. "Great! Now go on and get to know him and see what he wants."

You sighed as she left and looked the boy over. He seemed to be a year older than you, and he had large chocolate brown eyes with a striking black bowl cut. His skin looked soft and was milky white. Yep, generic Japanese stereotype. "So..." you let out. "What's you're name?" He didn't seem to understand. You tried again, and pointed to yourself. "__________ ___________."

He seemed to understand that a little. He held his hand out to you in a polite manner of pointing. "__________-san." You nodded. He placed a hand on his chest. "Honda, Kiku."

You remembered the grammar in Japan; last name first, then your first name. "Kiku," you said, pointing to him. He smiled. "I'll bet you want your schedule." He looked at you with a confused face and you led him to the counselor in charge of handling students whose last names started with 'H'. "Mr. Morton," you knocked on the door.

"Come in, __________," he bade you with a smile. "What can I do for you?"

"This is Kiku Honda. He needs his class schedule."

"Ah, so this is our new foreign exchange student!" he smiled, pulling up Kiku's files. "There are still some classes missing, so we have to fill those in before he can go to class."

Crap. How do you translate that? "Um... is art available?" Mr. Morton nodded. You turned your attention to Kiku. "Do you like to draw?" Kiku looked more confused than ever. You grabbed a sheet of paper and drew a simple kindergarten-age flower. "Draw!" you smiled while drawing.

He took the pencil and began to scribble around, his pencil marks creating, not only a beautiful cherry blossom, but an elegant cherry blossom tree and a mountainous landscape. "Byoga shimasu," he said while drawing.

"It... looks like he'll take art..." you managed, still unbelieving of what had just happened.


After a few minutes of figuring out his class schedule, you walked Kiku to all of his classes. He had enough credits to be a senior, and he insisted in being placed in senior classes, despite his low skill in English. At the end of the day, you met up with him outside of his class. "Do you drive?" you asked him, making a motion with your hands that resembled driving in a car. He stared at your hands for a minute before understanding, and he led you to a little Corolla. "It had to be a Japanese car," you muttered.

He held open the passenger door. "Inchi susumi, kudasai." You looked inside. There was no steering wheel in the passenger's side. You smiled and got into the car. He slipped into the driver's side and started the car. "Doko ni sunde iru no desu ka?" You didn't know what he was saying, so he drove to the intersection. "Hidari?" he asked, pointing left. "Matawa migi?" he asked, pointing right.

Oh, he was taking you home! That was sweet of him... Beats taking the bus. "Left," you said with a smile and pointing left.

"Hidari," he repeated.

Nothing was spoken except the eventual directions you were giving him. You were soon on your front door. "Thanks, Kiku," you said as you got out. You remembered something you had learned in an anime. You placed your hands in front of your lap and bowed at the waist. "Arigatou."

"Doitashimashite." A smile came across his face. He shut the engine off and stepped out of the car. Before you could ask what he was doing, he rang your doorbell and stepped a considerate amount of space back.

Your mom opened the door. "__________! You're home early!" She noticed the boy standing behind you. "Oh, who's this?" she asked, eyeing you. You blushed.

"M-mom, this is Kiku Honda. He's a foreign exchange student, and he drove me home," you said as politely as you could.

Kiku took a small step forward. He held his arms at his side and bowed at the waist. "Hajimemashite."

You mom giggled. "He looks like one of those characters you read about every day, __________." Your blush deepened.

"A-anyway, Kiku, would you like to come in?" you asked, motioning him inside. Kiku smiled at your request and stepped in, closing the door behind him. He bent over and began taking off his shoes. "Oh, you don't have to do that," you said, picking him up. "See?" You moved to the rest of your house with shoes on. He eyed you with confusion, but stepped lightly across the house, concerned he would dirty the carpet.


At the end of the day, it was natural he had to return to his exchange family's home. "Arigatou, __________-san," he said from outside your home's threshold, bowing at his waist again. You giggled and bowed to him as well.

"He's a very handsome man," your mom giggled.

"Mom!" you cried, hoping Kiku didn't hear her. Oh wait; he doesn't know English. So it really wouldn't have mattered anyway."

Kiku chuckled to himself, driving off in his car. "Oh, __________-san. I wonder if you wourd be mad that I was taught Engrish in Japan...?"
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Omigosh this is like the cutest and fluffiest thing I've ever written :iconsqueeeeplz: I think I should make this a series :meow:

This is based on an actual event that happened to me on my first day at school. There was a foreign exchange student there from Asia and he didn't know a lick of English, and the counselors were using google translate to try to figure out what he wanted XD it was pretty funny!

Japan x Reader: Barrier
Chapter 1 - :star:
Chapter 2 - [link]
Chapter 3 - [link]


Yay! Translations! I'm hoping these are somewhat correct... Kill me, I used google translate :icononiontantrumplz:

Watashi wa Honda Kiku desu. Watashi wa koko ni atarashi gakusei desu. Watashi wa kurasu no sukejuru o sansho shite suru koto o yokyu kudasai. I am Honda Kiku. I am a new student here. I request to see my class schedule.
Byoga shimasu, Draw,
Inchi susumi, kudasai. Please step in.
Doko ni sunde iru no desu ka? Where do you live?
Doitashimashite. You are most welcome.
Hajimemashite. It is nice to meet you.


Story (c) :iconthreepinkdoors:
Hetalia and Japan (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
You (c) :iconjapanposeplz:
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Jaegerfangirl Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015  Student Writer
You lil shit...lov u tho xxx
LietPol Glomp 
ham2629 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2015  Student Artist
Me: Bitch-Sensei Surprised Icon 
AccarriahFang Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2015
Good jog Japan! I never thought you could be such a trolling person!!!!!! XD I loved it!!!!!
AccarriahFang Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2015
Lolitagirl671 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I had a feeling Kiku understood what I was saying 
ShakiraIcySilverWolf Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
dat ending... +faints+
HumonoidWolf Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
He knew english...the entire TIME?!?!? Haha, twist ending! Loved the ending. If I found that out, I would be doing an annoyed facepalm saying " You knew.... english..... THIS ENTIRE TIME?!?!"
xXRaggedFangXx Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015
I would have learned Japanese just for him XD England (Laughing) [V3] 
UnknownKitty13 Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:iconjapanposeplz: you silly kiku-kun....
khalisextakashi Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
Lmao imagine he had a honda
nightcrawlerlover99 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
Oh wow japan XD I've gotta try that with Spanish!!!
Hetaliafangirl756 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  New Deviant Student Photographer
been there done that when they said i was in excantge student from spain XD only spoke in spanish hehe then i spoke english to everyone the next day,man the looks on there face's XD
ThalassicSkies Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Student Writer
I'm not sure if you know this, but they teach Japanese kids English starting in first grade. I wasn't too surprised that he knew it.
But how dare you trick me, you adorable little-- Urgh!
JeweledArt Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
NeonBrightDevil9 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Student Filmographer
WTF HE KNOWS ENLIGH!?(in da story ofcourse)
ramendangosenbei Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
Kawaii and hilarious at the same time
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Dudes, (and dudettes), I once did that. I speak pretty fluent Spanish, so I pretended to have no lessons at all in English, and it was hilarious!!! Everyone was like, Hola!, and, Coma est stas?, (Okay I can speak Spanish, bu I can't write it)
And at the end of the day, I told the little group that was following me this:
"Well, it was nice meeting you dudes! I had alot of fun with you all. Have a great day and see you tomorrow. Adios! *cue wave and I walk away*
Everyone: THE F***!??!! SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH *cue WTF faces*
Awesomerz5 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2015
I did the same thing! My first friend (and best friend for 7-8 years) was like: wha-??
FandomSkipper Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
Mad? Never.
Pissed off? Hell yeah
ThatAnimeFreak21158 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
my god that ending do XD
FeliciaVargas16 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
JAPANNNN!!!!! >.< ))
CreepyAnimeFreak02 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Kspowell2002 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Student Filmographer
So he knew everything that everyone was aaying the whole entire time 
wow very secretive
Pokemongirl1212 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Japan you son of a bitch ''MOVIE GOOD FOR ED.'' Sparta Emoji-03 (Exercise) Icon - 013 Hironi (Mad) Luffy Anime Emoji (Furious) [V5] Scout Giving the Bird I'm This Unexcited miku (fuck youz) Fuck you bye 

Whatever he's still adorable! Yasuko Takasu (Fangirling) [V1] Kofuku Ebisu (Fangirling) [V1] Adorable Girl Anime Emoji (Sho happy) [V6] Fangirl Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-03 (Squee) [V1]  Adorable 
Pokemongirl1212 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
And I also know how to speak Japanese. Watashi no nihonjin no tomodachi ga tasukete kureta.
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Kiku you asshole! An adorable asshole, but still an asshole!
FloralCombatBoots13 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I would feel so stupid if that happend to me!!!
KykyGhibli Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me reading this: KIKU-SAN!!! Run Th Th060 
Cialois Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I couldn't stop giggling!!! This is so cute!!!! XD
xXLilPrankingDevilXx Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yup...Engrish. haha. You're funny Kiku-San.  
zoethegreat8668 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014   General Artist
"Engrish" hahahahahah
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Get him to say " Election"
zoethegreat8668 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014   General Artist

"What, erection?"
"Hee hee hee hee" *trying to hold in giggles*
"WHAT IS IT?" *realization* "Oh..."
zoethegreat8668 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014   General Artist
Dat ending...oh shiet HAHAHAHAHAHA
BelladonnaVonChrist Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
HIKAORU-FUJIOKA Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Out of all the Japan X Readers in DeviantArt this my most favorite in the whole wide world! Good Job! Lovely Shoujo Emoji (Senpai notice me) [V3] Racing Girl Emoji (Lovely bye bye wave) [V3] Excited Blush Avatar For BrutalFruit! 
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
-eventually finds out- KIKUUUUUUUUUU! :iconwthplz: WHY DIDNT JUU TELL MEEH?!
LadyMidnight123 Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Why, yes. Kiku knows very good Engrish. Troll!!! 
HuttserandFell Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
creativehelper14 Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Awww so cute><
But that's just cheeky Kiku~. Not that I can say that though... I did the same exact thing when I went to the Japanese exchange school.
every one was so surprised when I spoke Japanese by mistake on the last day. I just said I got used to the Japanese language and I learned it then. Everyone was really surprised.
Mermaidgirl548 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
Pitalia Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014   General Artist
That cheeky little!!!!!!!
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
is "@$$h0l3" the word you wourd be rooking for?
IGame101 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMFG =///=
HetaliafangirlXKira Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Japan! Is trolling Kira!! XD That's on the hetalia news ack to merica for cooking Mcdonalds style~
0lexdelapp Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wtf Japan XD
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014   General Artist
That picture... I just imagine this
Kiku: F*ck this sh*t. I'm out.
LoveyouCry Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"This is based on an actual event that happened to me on my first day at school. There was a foreign exchange student there from Asia and he didn't know a lick of English, and the counselors were using google translate to try to figure out what he wanted XD it was pretty funny!"

XD look all of this!
Italianna Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Awsome :D
LunaAngel-Eclipse Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Kiku you troll! :icontrollfaceplz:
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